01. The Life You Save Is Yours
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02. Fraudulent Female
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03. How to Live without Dying
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04. Triple Trouble
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05. Call Me No Cabs
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06. If Africa Speaks, Don't Answer
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07. The Baritone Canary
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08. The Old School Tie
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09. Yen Ku Horowitz
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10. The Hottest Game in Town
Rocky falls in love with an aspiring comedienne.
11. Bride and Gloom
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12. Cherry Blossoms in New York
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13. Teahouse of the Bankrupt Moon
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14. Sea the Seasick Sailor
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15. All Through the Night
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16. Follow the Broken Pretzel
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17. The Double Shamaguchi
Val is dating clean-living author Donna who surprises him with various health foods. Rocky inadvertently proposes to Pat, who he's nicknamed Yum Yum. Rocky tried to break the engagement but her two huge brothers are out to convince him otherwise. Rocky hires Tommy to pose as his son and tells the brothers he's already married. They don't believe him so Val poses as Rocky's grandfather, wearing Oriental garb including a black belt. Pat's brothers Fugi and Shigi know that a black belt wearer cannot lie and when Grandfather Val tells them Rocky is married they believe him. They then ask Val to see his famous Shamaguchi judo hold, which Val turns into a double by knocking both to the floor. Donna shows up with mock hamburger casserole which Val hands to Rocky with orders to burn. The next day Val learns that Fugi and Shigi used the double shamguchi in their latest wrestling match.
18. The Sweet Smell of Wampum
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19. Which Witch?
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20. Two Weeks With Pay
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21. All Right Louie, Drop That Blue Pencil
Juggy breaks out of prison to bring Val his manuscript Jailbirds Can't Fly South. Val wants to publish it but finds Juggy violently sensitive to any editorial changes. Val and O.D. Dunstall throw Juggy a party to celebrate his forthcoming book but Juggy shows up with two thugs intent on robbing the guests.
22. For Me and My Sal
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23. Sin Has Two Faces
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24. Mad, Mad Momma
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25. The Title Fight
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26. Viva Valentine
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27. The Man Who Shot the World
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28. Mama Loathes Papa
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29. Instant Father
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30. Tell Me in English
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31. Farrow's Fling
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32. A Muffin Is Not a Tart
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33. I'll Cry at My Wedding
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34. Climb Upon My Knee, Sonny Boy
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