01. Secret Girl Language (with Ashley Benson)
It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.
02. Wayne Gretzky’s Trick Shots!!
Go ahead. Try this at home.
03. Steve Jobs’ Substitute (with Christopher McDonald)
It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.
04. Photoshop’s New Hover Hand Tool
Retouching what you couldn’t touch.
05. We Are the 1%
Minorities have it rough in this country.
06. Transformers in 1-D
Also playing in zero-D.
07. In the Unlikely Event…
They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.
08. The Ultimate Internet Love Song
You meme the world to me.
09. The Twelve Beards of Christmas
The beard makes the man.
10. Honest Holiday Card Song
Sing a song of sadness.
11. The Meatball Sub 4S
For all of you Steve Slobs out there.
12. The Student Film Awards
The only real losers are the audience.
13. Obama’s Young Adult Novel Plan
Can Twilight save America?
14. The Clown Vote
Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.
15. My So-Called Homeland
Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.
16. The Hunger Games Game
The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.
17. Skyrim Hoarders
The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.
18. Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
19. Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.
20. In Your Head Yoga
Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?
21. The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant
Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.
22. Sex Talk
Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.
23. Fantasy Football
There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.
24. Starbucks CEO Revenge
Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.
25. Wild American Eagle Models
Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.
26. Grad School Scam
The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.
27. Wish I Had a Portal Gun
Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.
28. Facebook IPO Day
More money, more privacy problems.
29. Picking Up Women with Ryan Gosling
When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.
30. Cat vs. Dog: Dog Wins
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!
31. Cat vs. Dog: Cat Wins
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!