01. Assassin’s New Years Resolutions
Every year he says he’s going to get revenge, but then he gets “too busy”.
02. Your Sad Story Is Not the Same As Mine
Pain is pain, unless your friends are trying to “relate” to you. They don’t know what pain is.
03. Caught Internet Stalking
Medical records are so easy to find, it’s like they want us to look!
04. When All Your Friends Are in Relationships
Have some sympathy for the singles in your friend group.
05. This Missing Person Is Too Embarrassing
When someone goes missing, you just want to know they’re safe…and normal. Like, no weird pepperoni stuff.
06. Disney Parks: The Next Big Movie Franchise
Can’t wait to see Monorail: Endgame next year!
07. Wine Experts Taste Dogshit Wine
Sommeliers vs. some terriers.
08. Presidential Campaigns Are So Obsessed with Me!
This “Bernie” guy keeps emailing me saying he “needs my help”! What a nutjob!
09. I Feel like Everyone Hates Me, an ICE Agent
You stuff a FEW thousand kids into cages and suddenly everyone hates you???
10. I Didn’t Get Chlamydia from a Koala!
Statistically, koalas are more likely to have chlamydia than people, sooooooooo…
11. Climate Change Is the Ultimate Birth Control
The oncoming ecological apocalypse is the best way to make sure you don’t have kids!
12. College Essay Tips for School Shooting Survivors
You survived a deadly shooting on school grounds - can you also survive applying for college?
13. When the Workout Instructor’s Music Sucks
Spotify isn’t ready for a playlist THIS extreme.
14. How to Profile a House Plant Killer
To hunt a killer, you first must understand their watering routine.
15. Just One Sec
We can all have a little break, as a treat.
16. How to Fix Our Climate (so That I Can Take Long Showers)
Everyone (except me) has a big sacrifice to make.
17. If There Were Fashion Shows for Exercise Clothes
The hottest show in town for ugly shoes and too many straps.
18. iOS 14: More Rounded Boxes than Ever Before
Only Apple knows how to think outside the box…by exclusively thinking within rounded ones.
19. The CollegeHumor Cast (and Also Kyle) Catches Up
The gang gets back together to go through Lost & Found items, and also Kyle’s here (but just to watch).
20. Dropout Is a Netflix
We love that the streaming industry has become a Who’s On First? riff.
21. Mystery Porn Sounds
Can you solve this videoconference mystery?
22. Livin’ Mask Free (Music Video)
A country anthem for our doomed country.
23. How Politicians Sound When Explaining COVID Rules
Should you not dine indoors while sometimes wearing masks? Prossibly.
24. Why I’m Voting for Opposite Man
Worried about the Opposite Man? Don’t worry - feel the opposite of that!
25. What Undecided Voters Look Like to Everyone Else
Choose the pro. Be pro choice.
26. Every Terrible Thing Trump Has Done as President
Well, not including everything he’s done since this video was uploaded, I guess.
27. If I Had the Money That Bezos Had
A song about putting Jeff Bezos’ $200 billion fortune into context.
28. If Google Was a Guy: Quarantine Edition (3)
Brian Huskey and CollegeHumor alumni are back for another quarantine-inspired “Google Is a Guy”.
29. Summit of the Subreddits
Your upvote counts.
30. Tinder Profile Picture Day (Animated Edition)
A picture is worth a thousand swipes.