01. The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
Why can't I just take anything I want though?
2min
February 7, 2019
02. The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction
Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!
1min
April 10, 2019
03. The First Guy To Ever Have A Name
Hey person, what's your sound?
3min
June 2, 2019
04. The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan
Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.
2min
July 7, 2019
05. The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat
This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.
4min
July 31, 2019
06. The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.
3min
August 12, 2019
07. The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself
I'm gonna smell like flowers.
5min
September 2, 2019
08. The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist
Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.
6min
September 11, 2019
09. The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial
No details
6min
October 4, 2019
10. The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume
It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!
3min
October 31, 2019
11. The First Guy To Ever Dream
I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.
6min
November 16, 2019
12. The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas
Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)
4min
December 13, 2019
13. The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone
No details
5min
December 27, 2019