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Season 5
September 27, 1968

Season 5

Car For Sale

01. Car For Sale

Hacker plans to get even when Carter sells his car to Gomer instead of to him.

September 27, 1968
Corporal Duke

02. Corporal Duke

Duke is promoted to corporal, but finds his old reputation getting in his way.

September 4, 1968
The Booty Prize

03. The Booty Prize

Gomer and Carter are the victims of the lead boot, the battalion's booby prize.

October 11, 1968
The Return of Monroe

04. The Return of Monroe

Lou Ann's old boyfriend visits.

October 18, 1968
Just Move Your Lips, Sergeant

05. Just Move Your Lips, Sergeant

The platoon's chances to sing in a movie are almost spoiled by Sgt. Carter -- he can't carry a tune.

October 25, 1968
All You Need is One Good Break

06. All You Need is One Good Break

Gomer and Carter clash as they vie for an actress.

November 8, 1968
A Marriage of Convenience

07. A Marriage of Convenience

A movie star tries to get Carter to marry her -- after Gomer refuses -- in order to avoid being deported.

November 15, 1968
A Star is Not Born

08. A Star is Not Born

Carter appears in a Hollywood movie, but finds acting harder than he thought.

November 22, 1968
Come Blow Your Top

09. Come Blow Your Top

Sgt. Hacker bets Carter that he can't go 24 hours without losing his temper, and then enlists Gomer's aid to win his bet.

November 29, 1968
A Little Chicken Soup Wouldn't Hurt

10. A Little Chicken Soup Wouldn't Hurt

Lonely widow Molly Gordon feels old and useless until Gomer and his appreciative buddies eat her wonderful home cooking.

December 6, 1968
Gomer, the Perfect MP

11. Gomer, the Perfect MP

Gomer is assigned to guard duty at a back gate of the base and refuses to let Carter pass through.

December 13, 1968
The Wild Bull Returns

12. The Wild Bull Returns

South American General Cortez looks up his old friends, and falls in love with Carter's girlfriend Bunny.

December 20, 1968
Hit and Write

13. Hit and Write

When Carter scratches a parked car and offers to pay for it, the owner shows up with a bill for a completely demolished fender.

December 27, 1968
Two on the Bench

14. Two on the Bench

Carter won't believe that Gomer really knows football star Moose Lewis.

January 3, 1969
A Tattoo For Gomer

15. A Tattoo For Gomer

Gomer's practical joke backfires when Lou Ann appears to like his fake tattoo.

January 10, 1969
Win-A-Date

16. Win-A-Date

Gomer and Carter are contestants on the ""Win-A-Date"" televised program.

January 17, 1969
Marriage, Sgt. Carter Style

17. Marriage, Sgt. Carter Style

Carter decides that Gomer might not re-enlist if he were married, so he tries to push the private into a quick wedding.

January 24, 1969
To Save a Life

18. To Save a Life

Sgt. Carter saves Gomer's life and almost comes to regret it as Gomer suffocates him with gratitude.

January 31, 1969
Dynamite Diner

19. Dynamite Diner

Gomer and Lou Ann pitch in to help open a new diner, not realizing the owners are in fact planning to rob the bank next door.

February 7, 1969
Freddy's Friendly Computer

20. Freddy's Friendly Computer

Gomer and Carter again fall prey to con man ""Friendly Freddy,"" now running a computer dating service.

February 14, 1969
Gomer Maneuvers

21. Gomer Maneuvers

Gomer inadvertently reveals the position of his platoon to the ""enemy"" during camp maneuvers.

February 21, 1969
Gomer Tends A Sick Kat

22. Gomer Tends A Sick Kat

Gomer overhears a conversation about Bunny's sick cat and jumps to the conclusion that it's Sgt. Carter who is critically ill.

February 28, 1969
I'm Always Chasing Gomers

23. I'm Always Chasing Gomers

Carter decides he must get away from Gomer to avoid a nervous breakdown, but continues to be haunted by him.

March 7, 1969
The Short Voyage Home

24. The Short Voyage Home

Carter takes charge of Gomer's life savings for safekeeping and has his pocket picked by a little old lady.

March 14, 1969
Proxy Poppa

25. Proxy Poppa

A Marine buddy breaks his leg and Gomer and Carter have to take his expectant wife to the hospital.

March 21, 1969
Flower Power

26. Flower Power

Three hippies help Gomer paint a truck for maneuvers, but the results are not standard military camouflage.

March 28, 1969
Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow

27. Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow

Carter allows a pet rabbit to escape before he learns that it belongs to a general's son.

April 4, 1969
Show Time With Sgt. Carol

28. Show Time With Sgt. Carol

Sgt. Carol wants Gomer to sing in the Marine camp show she is organizing, but Sgt. Carter won't agree to her plans.

April 18, 1969
My Fair Sister

29. My Fair Sister

Gomer must escort Sgt. Carter's sister to a dance.

April 25, 1969
Goodbye Camp Handerson, Hello Sergeant Carter

30. Goodbye Camp Handerson, Hello Sergeant Carter

Carter learns Gomer is being sent to another base.

May 2, 1969