01. The First Episode, Slut Mobile
Host Tom Green buys condoms with ease, brings loose women home to meet the folks and visits with a cow.
02. Phil's Balls
Tom challenges MTV's moral standards executive, invades an art gallery and tries to revive some sick pets.
03. Mustard Inspector
Tom sees co-host Glenn Humplik's skin, examines the contents of a briefcase and goes on a date.
04. Sickly Man Magazine
Tom tries to break a world record, becomes a magazine "coverboy," and solicits some tips from an actor.
05. Last Will and Testament, Tom Wopat
Guest Tom Wopat; mall security; Tom interrupts a soccer game; dead pigeon.
06. Spring Break Special
On the MTV cruise to Cancun.
07. Glenn and Phil via Satellite
Tom falls in love; interview with a stinky microphone; grocery shopping with a cow; Glenn via satellite.
08. Glenn's Red Carpet Treatment
Glenn gets the red-carpet treatment; Tom makes an adult movie; Tom gets drunk; Glenn via satellite.
09. Parent Statues
Tom's parents threaten to sue after he gives them two statues; Tom swims in porridge; guest Janeane Garofalo.
10. Swimming Across Lake Washington
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