01. Father and Family
James' ex-wife Helen arrives, saying that she has left her current husband and intends to move back in with the family. However, Helen's husband Frank, a member of the mafia, comes looking for her.
02. The Contract
The Shepherds are in for a shock when teenage Kate's 35-year-old boyfriend comes for dinner.
03. Double Date
Robbie enrols his father in a computer dating scheme.
04. The Horse Race
Various interested parties try to involve James in fixing a horse race.
05. Helen's Parents
James' veterinarian duties involve a farting dog, then when he gets home, Helen's ancient father introduces his considerably younger singer/songwriter girlfriend.
06. She's Leaving Home
James tears Kate off a strip for staying out late at a party; the rather predictable result is Kate attempts to leave home.
07. A Matter of Decree
James and Helen's inefficient lawyer believes their divorce may not have been finalised.
08. Katie's Broken Heart
Kate's boyfriend has an unusual excuse for standing her up.
09. Helen the Receptionist
Frank calls from Sicily to tell Helen that's he's found someone else.